{daily.zen} Everything slow

This highspeed Internet sucks. It's so slow today. Takes a century to load a page. The stupid mouse accepts the clicks ten seconds after I press the left button. What is this pop-up menu that opens? Why is this stupid fairy animal confusing my left clicks with right clicks? This doomed PC is too slow, its nasty Windows OS is so busted with hotfixes that it takes em more than a decade to load a simple application. My CD player also runs at half speed or less, stretching the frequency spectrum of her voice. She is not singing, but roaring like a hungry lioness. When was the last time I ate rabbits? Even the students in my lab were quite slow today and it took them more than everyday to finish a simple procedure. Oh look at these funky clouds in the sky! The wind is blowing crazily, but the lazy punk clouds don't move a bit. Why is it dark already? What time is it? Even the clouds around people's silhouettes are moving ecstasily slow today. I don't even remember if everybody carried a cloud around himself before. Who are all these peeps in my room anyways? I can't even blink as fast as I used to, my eyelids feel s o h e -- a -- v -- y -- I s------------ h ZzzzzZzzzzzzz ouldn't YAAAAAAAAAAAAK ha Zzzzzzzzzzz ve studi ---------- ed all way through morn --------- mourning? I am happy I am not mourning, I just need to get some ZzzzzzleeeeeeeppppZzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz