{human.male} that strange thing

Femmes have a specific useless kind of it too, but for some valid reasons no one calls it by its real name on them. Beard is certainly much more than just facial hair on male entities.

-It can turn into a thermometer in under -20C weather;

-It can show that you know a lot (esp. when you scratch it);

-It can increase your maturity; yet it can decrease your maturity if you spend more than 46 minutes for shaving it according to a design;

-It can show that you are fashionable or cool if you change the style every once in a while; It can show you are negligent about your looks if you don't trimm it;

-It can show that you belong to a certain religion (combined with lack of mustache for example);

-It can hide your age; yet it can reveal your age if you are under 20 or above 60;

-It can swallow the eraser you are playing with during a a confusing lecture; it can spit erasers (among other things) when you shampoo it;

-It can get sweet after eating ice cream; or red if ketchup's on your meal;

-It can tickle someone pleasingly at certain situations; It can annoy a newly born kid;

It can do so many strange paradoxical things. It's the strangest thing about us.